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Subject: Customer alert!

Dear user!
We let you know,
that you have 4 messages to read from ladies in your mail box.
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Hallo,

Briing your wife We'll fuckk her! That's right we'll fuckk your wife! :)
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This guy rules.

hurrr.com

hurrr.net

what the shit.

I'm an important photo-journalism now!

Check the photo credits

Go team!

This is what I do.

I don't think I can really avoid posting a video called "Fat Kid on a Ride"

Badass

If any of you people have been having trouble understanding how to use bittorrent, this may help you out. It's a firefox add-on that extends the browser to be able to handle torrents.

Good hunting.

Anyone know where I can play ping pong in this city? I rather enjoy it, but have no facilities. Help a brother out...

Peesker: "It's going to a high of 22 or 24 tomorrow! Today's only going to a high of 18. I'm going to wear 2 coats."

I just demoed my new search engine connector using the search term "dingus". I crack myself up.

Amen

I had a strange interaction this morning. The doorbell rang, so I threw on some pants and went to answer it. It was two kindly old women. Here's what they said:

OW: Portuguese?

Me: No...

OW: Used to be, no?

Me: Uh... maybe. We moved in here about a year ago.

OW: Okay. You something to read? [hands me what looks like a religious tract, but doesn't seem to have a clear religious theme]

Me: No thanks.

OW: Thank you for answering. Maybe you should put a sign out front that says "Not Portuguese anymore"

Me: [blank stare]

OW: Goodbye



I've decided in the aftermath that I need a t-shirt (or at least button) that indicates that I have lost my Portuguese status. Then I will be complete.

w00t!

Public health officials are asking that people who were at the Supermarket between 9 p.m. May 10 and 3 a.m. May 11 contact their doctor if they begin exhibiting the symptoms of mumps.

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